From: Mission Beach
Turn ons: Sunny days, happy faces, flat seas and screaming reels, witty women with exotic good looks... and my wife Ros.
Turn offs: Negative attitudes, cyclones, global warming and empty beds.
Perfect day: Me, Halle Berry and a deserted tropical island... and Ros.

From: Mission Beach
Turn ons: Red Wine, Pink Floyd, shopping at Cairns Central, Hugh Jackman, Brad Pitt and nights out with the girls.
Turn offs: Hairy bald men, goatees, messy kitchens, ironing and global warming hysterics.
Perfect day: A lovely day out on the boat at the islands with some wine, prawns and my kids oh and I guess Boyd too.

From: Kiwi land
Turn ons: Humour, quick wit, loyalty, shopping and Napoleon Dynamite.
Turn offs: People who moan, are lazy or hairy and people that don’t like shopping and Napoleon.
Perfect day: Waking up in Paris with my family after winning the lotto, shopping and watching Napoleon.

From: England and proud to be as far from it as I could get! Arrived in Mission Beach July 2006.
Turn ons: A large cocktail and desperate housewives whilst he’s doing the dishes.
Turn offs: Wife beater tanks, man boobs, bad hygiene and Birkenstock sandals.
Perfect day: Have you been to Mission Beach?! Every day here is perfect when the sun is shining, my friends are around me and the bottle shop is open.